HT Stock Ticker 1-05-09

Secret army of ‘scallywags’ to sabotage German occupation
United Kingdom
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5446697.ece

England's only master cooper predicts demise of barrel making
Devizes, Wiltshire, England
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/4108266/Englands-only-master-cooper-predicts-demise-of-barrel-making.html

Council bans the 'rude' street names that might offend
Lewes, Sussex, England
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1105056/Council-bans-rude-street-names-offend.html

Premium tuna fetches $100,000 in Tokyo auction
Tokyo, Japan
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_ODD_JAPAN_PRICY_TUNA?SITE=AP

114-year-old U.S. woman to be world's oldest
Los Angeles, CA, United States
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/03/oldest.woman.gertrude.baines/index.html

Mexican warlock predicts US troops on border
Mexico City, Mexico
http://fe9.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com/news/us/story/ap/20090103/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_odd_mexico_warlock_s_prediction

Widow cashes in $10M ticket husband bought at 7-Eleven just hours before he died
Danbury, CT, United States
http://www.theday.com/re.aspx?re=25e2df99-50c7-4709-b274-dfd9d0b996be

More than 200 join mud race across river
Malden, England
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/01/04/More_than_200_join_mud_race_across_river/UPI-94371231128557/

Acorn Shortage Is Bad News For Squirrels
Indianapolis, IN, United States
http://www.wbbm780.com/Acorn-Shortage-Is-Bad-News-For-Squirrels/3597140

... was built as a dance arena for prehistoric raves, a university professor believes
Salisbury, Wiltshire, England
http://www.wbbm780.com/Acorn-Shortage-Is-Bad-News-For-Squirrels/3597140

A man who could barely walk five years ago is to run four marathons in one day.
Devon, England
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Marathon-Man-John-Reynolds-To-Run-110-Miles-Non-Stop-To-Raise-Money-For-Charity/Article/200901115197051

Diamond couple: The romantic pair who have walked up the aisle 60 times to say 'I do'
Portsmouth, Hants, England
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1105681/Diamond-couple-The-romantic-pair-walked-aisle-60-times-say-I-do.html